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sexta-feira, 7 de junho de 2019

36 Math Jokes and Math Puns for Parents, Teachers, and Kids

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quarta-feira, 5 de junho de 2019

14 Funny April Fools’ Jokes to Play on Your Parents

Seal off their shampoo Swapan Photography/Shutterstock Get them into a lather in the shower by sealing off their shampoo, conditioner or body wash. To do this, unscrew the cap and place a small piece of plastic wrap over the bottle opening before you screw the lid back on. They'll have no idea why they can't get their cleaning products out. ...

sexta-feira, 31 de maio de 2019

19 Corny ‘Star Wars’ Jokes Your Kids Will Love

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quarta-feira, 29 de maio de 2019

Seth Rogen apologises for 'blatantly homophobic' jokes in his early films

Seth Rogen apologises for 'blatantly homophobic' jokes in Superbad, 40 year-old Virign | indy100 Actor Seth Rogen has apologised for homophobic jokes in his films. Rogen, who stars in films including Pineapple Express, Knocked Up and Superbad, addressed jokes in early films in an interview with GQ. I've had people come up to me and be like, 'That made me feel like sh*t when I was...

segunda-feira, 20 de maio de 2019

The science of jokes for kids: Children laugh at the unexpected, not funny punchlines

Unlike sarcasm or irony, jokes for kids aren't funny because of subtlety. Thankfully, the quality of laughter is largely unrelated to the sophistication of the joke teller. For children, humble potty humor has no less brain-boosting worth than a clever pun. As long as the end result is laughter, kids will reap the benefits. But what about parents who are worried they can't tell jokes at all? Happily, there are professionals...

The Best Dirty Jokes You Can Tell to Your Kids

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domingo, 12 de maio de 2019

14 Jokes for Kids That Will Actually Make You Laugh

No matter how old they are, kids are often naturally hilarious and often truly love being told and telling jokes, particularly of the question-and-answer variety. But as much as you may want to foster their love of laughter, there are only so many ways to tell "why did the chicken cross the road?" or "knock, knock" jokes! Not to mention that plenty of children's jokes get stale quickly—or, let's be honest, aren't even all that funny...