Kendall Jenner Jokes She’s Avoiding Pregnancy After Posting Family Photo With Sisters & Their Kids

Kendall Jenner is the only KarJenner sister who hasn't welcomed a baby — and intends to keep it that way right now. Even Hailey Baldwin could relate to Kendall's pregnancy meme.

The KarJenner sisters' empire is already set to be inherited by mini heiresses and heirs (nine so far). We saw this when Kylie, 21, Khloe, 34, Kim, 38, and Kourtney, 40 — along with Kris, Travis Scott and Kanye West — posed for a family portrait on a sofa, with all their kids in tow. And then there was Kendall Jenner. The 23-year-old model looked like that cool, childless aunt that's always idolized in movies, and she shared the group photo to Instagram with a heart emoji on April 26. But Kendall included this meme in the next slide that set off a wave of laughing emojis in her comments section.

"Pregnancy in the air. Me:" the meme's caption read, followed by a photo of a lady with a plastic bag over her head. Kendall was poking fun at her sisters' love for babies, which earned three laughing emojis from big sister Kim. The KKW Beauty owner is even expecting another baby after a surrogate welcomes her fourth child! Meanwhile, Hailey Baldwin, 22, could totally relate to her modeling pal, even if the blonde beauty just married Justin Bieber, 25, in Sept. 2018. "AHHHAHAHAAA exactly," Hailey commented underneath Kendall's pregnancy meme.

This isn't the first time Kendall has poked fun at her sisters' baby fever. The runway queen shared a photo of her lazy day in Nov. 2018 — which consisted of lounging poolside in a string bikini — and captioned it, "All my siblings posting their babies and sh**t and i'm just like." Just like, you know, being the world's highest-paid model as of 2018.

Kendall Jenner's pregnancy meme earns laughs from her sister Kim Kardashian and her best friend Hailey Baldwin. (Courtesy of @kendalljenner/Instagram)

Kendall may be avoiding the pregnancy in the air, but that's not the case when it comes to love in the air. "I am very much someone who, I fall in love with someone – I'm like love-at-first-sight type of person. I know I'm gonna fall in love with you the second that I meet you," Kendall admitted to Kourtney during a chat about romance, which was uploaded to Poosh on April 25. But Kendall's not necessarily a hopeless romantic, as she added, "I am not the kind of person who can, like, gradually fall in love with someone. I don't know how that's supposed to go. I don't understand that."

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Robert De Niro Jokes That Fatherhood Is Rough: ‘Sometimes You Want to Kill’ Your Kids

Talk about honesty! Robert De Niro is all about his six kids, but he has no problem at all revealing how tough it has truly been raising the bunch.

"I love my children, just being with them," the 75-year-old told Us Weekly on Wednesday, April 24, at the Tribeca Film Festival opening night premiere of The Apollo. " [But] It's not easy. Sometimes it's fun and you love your kids, and sometimes you want to kill them!"

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"Then, when you have the good moments, you forget about the ones that weren't good," the actor added. The Taxi Driver star had child No. 1, a son named Raphael, with his first wife, Diahnne Abbot, in 1976. The Oscar winner also adopted Diahnne's daughter, Drena, from a previous relationship.

Seven years after splitting from Diahnne in 1988, he welcomed more kids — twin sons Julian and Aaron — via surrogate with his girlfriend, Toukie Smith, in 1995. Grace Hightower, who the Goodfellas star married in 1997, welcomed their son Elliot in 1998, and their daughter Helen in 2011 — the latter via surrogate. The pair parted ways in late 2018.

At the time of the news, a source told Life & Style that Robert was not happy at all that Grace, 64, was using all of his cash. "She was spending his money like there was an endless supply," the insider said. "Bobby's definitely made some movies just to pay the bills."

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"Grace and I have t wo beautiful children together," the Hollywood legend told Us Weekly in a statement after news of the split was revealed. "We are entering a period of transition in our relationship, which is a difficult but constructive process. I honor Grace as a wonderful mother and ask for privacy and respect from all as we proceed to develop our roles as partners in parenting."

Well, we know that both Robert and Grace are seeing their kids as often as they can!

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15 Simple (and Silly) April Fools’ Jokes to Play On Your Kids

Serve a foolish meal

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Faux foods have become a delicious way to celebrate April Fools' Day. Serve half of a canned peach atop a flat circle of vanilla yogurt to create a fake fried egg in the morning. (You can serve that with cinnamon-sprinkled apple faux fries.) For dinner, make meatloaf and separate it into cupcake tins, and frost the "cupcakes" with mashed potato frosting as a special "dessert for dinner." And for dessert? Try "grilled cheese" made with slices of pound cake as the bread and gooey yellow frosting in lieu of cheese. The kids' "juice" can be jello refrigerated in glasses, with straws embedded for an extra realistic touch.

Create a crazy candy mix

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Trick them with a seemingly appetizing candy dish—but mix together Skittles, Reeses Pieces, and M&Ms in it. That first handful of candy will definitely taste a little… ahem… unusual. Odds are, they'll probably pick through it a little more carefully after that.

Since it's Easter, make sure you avoid the Easter candies everyone secretly hates.

Let them have a crazy "growth spurt"

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The night before April Fools' Day, serve them a healthy dish (try broccoli or Brussels sprouts), and let them know that they'll probably grow quite a bit as a result. Then stuff a few tissues into the toes of their shoes, and perhaps lay out a few a size-too-small clothes for them. The next morning, they won't believe how giant they've become. (And maybe, you'll be able to get them to eat broccoli more often!)

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45+ Halloween Jokes For Kids That Will Bring Out Their Evil Laughs

Halloween can be a very spooky holiday (there's never a shortage of haunted houses, scary stories, and horror movies), but when you have kids, it's fun to lighten the mood a little to give things a less terrifying spin. And to them, there's really nothing not to love about Halloween. They get to dress up in awesome costumes, walk around their neighborhood with their friends, and get free candy all night long! And since kids love jokes — both hearing them and telling them — we've put together a great compilation of kid-friendly Halloween ones. They'll make you a hit at your kids' Halloween party and make them a hit with their friends at school. Keep reading to see them all now, and prepare to do your best evil "muhahaha."

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Blake Lively Pokes Fun at Husband Ryan Reynolds' Parenting Skills: 'He Just Left' Our Kids

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R.I. camp program helps kids cope with grief for lost loved ones

Children built sand trays with mementos of people and pets who had died, a craft project designed to help them share their emotions and support one another, at Saturday's Family Day for Camp BraveHeart at the Save The Bay Center in Providence.

PROVIDENCE — Olivia Peloquin remembers her Pepe as a funny man who told jokes, sang silly songs and loved to explore.

On Saturday, the 9-year-old illustrated her love for her grandfather, who died last year of pancreatic cancer, with a miniature passport for his trip to Italy, seashells for their beach walks, a paintbrush and a tiny casket in a sand tray in a sun-filled room looking out on Narragansett Bay.

"He was the funniest guy I know," Olivia recalled at a Family Day at the Save The Bay Center for Camp BraveHeart, a summer camp program that offers a safe and nurturing environment to help children cope with grief.

The family found the camp through HopeHealth Hospice & Palliative Care, which helped care for her Pepe — N. David Bouley — in his final days.

"They were having a hard time," said Sue Bouley as she gestured toward her granddaughters, Olivia and her younger sister, Abby.

"It seemed to really help," said their mom, Catherine Cardin. And Family Day, a day for the children and families to reconnect, just so happened to fall on what would have been Pepe's 70th birthday.

For 13 years, Camp BraveHeart has provided children like Olivia, who have experienced the death of a loved one, a chance to meet other kids who also have suffered a loss. Amid typical summer camp activities, the children get to bond over losses that some of their classmates have not yet endured.

Claire Cunningham, 12, of East Providence, also lost her grandmother three years ago to pancreatic cancer.

"I wasn't there at the time," she said. "I felt really bad that I wasn't there."

She selected stones that read "faith" and "courage" to put in the sand tray honoring her grandmother. "She gave me faith and courage," Claire said.

Claire marvels at the others she's met at Camp BraveHeart, a free bereavement summer camp held in August at Camp Aldersgate in Scituate.

"It's nice to be around other people," she said. "It's really cool, because they are so strong."

Tom Meade has volunteered with Camp BraveHeart since he wrote a story about it for The Journal eight years ago. He took a vacation week that year to help out and has continued to help since.

Meade, a freelance writer, recalled the camp session kicking off with everyone blowing a bubble for someone who had lost a parent, grandparent, friend or other loved one, including pets. Soon the air was filled with bubbles.

"There is no one who hasn't been touched by death," Meade said, flanked by Olivia and another little girl wearing a rainbow unicorn horn.

Each child puts up a photo of the loved one he or she lost, and soon the kids connect over their grief, he said. "They're walking off sharing their grief in a kids' way, and you know that those children are going to be friends forever."

Therapists stand by to support the children.

"The kids really, truly lean on each other," Meade said. "The kids do all the heavy lifting."

"There's not a lot of support out there for children for bereavement," said camp coordinator Sarah Cordeiro, a grief counselor. "Having that opportunity is really important, whether they take it or not."

Saturday's event was designed to support parents, too. Participants drew outlines of their bodies and filled them with words and images that expressed their emotions. Therapists led a workshop for parents on how to support children while they are grieving themselves.

"I think it's important for kids to see what their parents are going through," Cordeiro said.

For more information about Camp BraveHeart, visit hopehealthco.org and scroll down to "How We Help," where grief camps are linked under "Grief Support Services."

— kmulvane@providencejournal.com

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Gronk unleashed: Gronkowski sets course for retirement fun

Well, the party is about to go bazooka .

Look out for Gronk gone wild, Gronk unhinged, Gronk unleashed. Without football strings attached, Gronkowski is suddenly a hot free agent year-round, his talents pitched to far more than 32 suitors, from Hollywood to endorsements to, well, whatever Gronk wants.

He was fun-loving and fearless, a dominant tight end whose Super Bowls were won with New England and whose playful personality won over even the most casual fans. Gronkowski, who announced Sunday that he is retiring from the NFL after nine mostly dominant, title-filled seasons, set scores of records for the Patriots at his position and could light up the scoreboard like his smile can light up a room.

The numbers only tell a speck of the story.

Super Bowl wins were great.

Boy, was it so much more fun just being Gronk.

He stood tall at the Super Bowl and WrestleMania ; won big games and took on gamers; starred on the field and in film; and did it all with a goofy charm that belied a gritty tight end who seemingly always played through pain. The Patriots are going to miss Gronkowski as they try for yet another Super Bowl championship.

But Gronk's not going anywhere.

So let's take a look at what made Gronk so great, and what could be ahead:

GRONK THE GOAT

Gronkowski never would have had a sustained run as a popular pitchman , hosted kids shows or popped up in movies had he not been one of the greatest tight ends — yeah, probably the greatest — in NFL history.

Gronkowski was hobbled by injuries last season and played just 13 games, and each ache raised constant questions about possible retirement. Gronkowski had plenty left in the Super Bowl and still had clutch catches in the tank on New England's final drive. He had two catches on the Patriots' go-ahead touchdown drive, the second catch set up Sony Michel's 2-yard score in the win over the Rams.

Tom Brady to Gronk, one more time for a title.

"I like making big catches like that," Gronkowski said.

Gronkowski went out a champion — and he may be headed to Canton.

He had 10 catches for 145 yards and three touchdowns in New England's win at Denver in an AFC Divisional playoff win in 2011. Gronkowski might have been more impressive in the 2015 AFC championship game, when he converted two fourth-down attempts on the game's final drive and had eight receptions for 144 yards and one touchdown, perhaps his best effort in a crushing defeat.

Gronkowski is the only NFL tight end with more than 500 career receptions who averaged more than 15 yards per reception.

He averaged nearly 69 yards per game and cracked juvenile jokes about setting a record 69 TDs for a tight end, thanking his mom when he reached the mark. He finished with 79 TDs receiving and one rushing.

GRONK GONE WILD

The final image of Gronkowski in a Patriots uniform, greatness.

The final image of Gronk out of uniform, hilarious.

He celebrated the Super Bowl title on the parade route by stripping off his shirt , chugging beers, flipping his hat backward and acting like a frat boy on a float. A hurled beer from the crowd that ricocheted off his hulking chest was the final hit in his career.

Gronk seemed to make as many TMZ clips as NFL Films highlights.

Earlier this month, TMZ reported, "Gronk and his bikini model girlfriend have taken their hotness to sea ... "cause the couple put on one hell of a twerk fest on a boat in Mexico." Peter King prose, this was not.

Who knows where Gronk will end up in retirement.

Or do we?

Gronkowski has a standing offer from WWE to move from the gridiron to the squared circle and become a professional wrestler like his childhood friend, Mojo Rawley. Gronkowski stormed over the barricade at WrestleMania in 2017 and bro-hugged Rawley after he won the Andre the Giant battle royal.

Gronk vs. The Rock?

Gronk vs. Brock?

With WrestleMania just weeks away, the goofy Gronkowski could crash the show again and get mixed up in more shenanigans. Heck, "Gronk" doesn't even need to make up a ring name.

GRONK THE ENTERTAINER

Gronkowski might find his NFL bio condensed on a Hall of Fame plaque down the road but there's almost no way it could fit in his offseason activities. Gronkowski was a hit with the average fan — from kids to grandparents — because of his endearing persona that made him about as A-list as any athlete. He had a personal "Talk with Gronk " that poked fun at any idiot who wanted to eat a Tide Pod. He hosted "Crashletes" on Nickelodeon , was a fed a beer bong by Patriots teammate Julian Edelman in the "Entourage" movie, and played a heightened, animated version of Gronk on "Family Guy."

Late night TV host Conan O'Brien once invited Gronkowski and Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch to play a stirring game of "Mortal Kombat."

Gronkowski found victory lane just as fun as the end zone when he partied with Daytona 500 winner Kurt Busch and team owner Tony Stewart in 2017. He had Monster Energy drinks and Monster girls all around him, a winning combo in an offseason pit stop for Gronk.

"I'm just having a blast," he said. "I never really got to tailgate. I never really got to run-around (on Sundays). It's cool to run around and meet people, enjoy the atmosphere, see what really goes down on this side of the stadium."

GRONK SAID IT

"Yo soy fiesta."

Always the life of the party, Gronkowski quipped he was the party in an interview with ESPN Deportes after one of New England's Super Bowl wins. He was a hit in any language, especially compared to the milquetoast Brady. Among his best just-for-laughs takes, reading erotic Gronk fiction to Jimmy Kimmel such as, "I would have the pleasure to spike a football between butt cheeks," he told a Boston talk radio station that he was a virgin and said Patriots fans were "going bazooka" at Gillette Stadium.

But he went from whimsical to warm on the Insta post where he called it a career.

"Cheers to all who have been part of the journey," he wrote, "cheers to the past for the incredible memories, and a HUGE cheers to the uncertainty of what's next."

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20 St. Patrick's Day Jokes For Kids That Are a Wee Bit of Fun

St. Patrick's Day is one of those holidays that seems to resonate with everyone, whet her you're Irish or not. The green decorations, festive food, and endless outfit options are pretty inescapable in March, so why not get your children involved in the spirit of the season as well? While they can't indulge in certain St. Patrick's Day traditions (green beer, anyone?), you might be surprised by how many family-friendly jokes leprechauns and four-leaf clovers can inspire. Whether you're throwing your kids a little pot-of-gold-themed party with their friends or simply want to put some fun into their breakfast routine, have the following jokes on hand. But be warned - you may be hearing these one-liners on repeat for weeks to come!

Related: Here's How to Make Those "Leprechaun Traps" You've Been Seeing Everywhere

"What kind of spells do leprechaun witches cast?" Answer: "Lucky Charms!"

"Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?" Answer: "They're really into green living."

"Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?" Answer: "You don't want to press your luck."

"Why do leprechauns enjoy gardening?" Answer: "They have green thumbs."

"What happens when a leprechaun falls into a pool of water?" Answer: "He gets wet."

"Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?" Answer: "They're always a little short."

"What position did the leprechaun play on the baseball team?" Answer: "Shortstop."

"Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?" Answer: "Because they're already wearing green."

"How do you describe someone who's jealous of St. Patrick?" Answer: "They're green with envy."

"What was St. Patrick's favorite kind of music?" Answer: "Sham-rock and roll."

"What do you call a big Irish spider?" Answer: "A Paddy longlegs."

"What does Ireland have a lot of?" Answer: "Irish people!"

"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?" Answer: "Regular rocks are too heavy."

"Why do the Irish always answer a question with a question?" Answer: "Do we now?"

"Why do leprechauns hate running?" Answer: "They'd rather jig than jog!"

"How can you tell an Irishman is having a good time?" Answer: "He's Dublin over with laughter!"

"What's big and purple and lies next to Ireland?" Answer: "Grape Britain!"

"What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?" Answer: "You get a rash of good luck!"

"Why do leprechauns make good secretaries?" Answer: "They're great at shorthand."

"What do leprechauns love to barbecue?" Answer: "Short ribs."

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The new game Not Parent Approved is basically Cards Against Humanity for kids

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April 4, 2018, 2:54 PM GMT / Updated April 4, 2019, 4:14 PM GMT/ Source: TODAY

By Terri Peters

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"Can we play a family game tonight?"

That question used to make me cringe. As the parent of a 10-year-old and an 8-year-old, I've played my fair share of Candy Land and Go Fish.

See, my husband and I actually like games. We are fans of the wildly popular, wildly irreverent Cards Against Humanity, and have been known to break out our deck at gatherings with our friends.

Sometimes, though, sitting through another board game for kids makes me yearn for some time alone.

So, when I heard about Not Parent Approved, a card game that calls itself "Cards Against Humanity for kids," I was intrigued. Could it solve my game night woes?

My kids are getting older. I can only watch them argue over which Monopoly Junior token they want so many times before I lose my mind. So, we decided to change things up.

Not Parent Approved, $25, Amazon

Not Parent Approved is played just like Cards Against Humanity. A player reads a card with a blank — "My parents get really mad when they see me _________." Then, the other players choose the funniest card as an answer.

"Eating boogers."

"Spilling something that makes it look like you peed your pants."

"Feeling too old for a bouncy house, but jumping anyway."

There is nothing funnier than watching your kid giggle as they read the slightly inappropriate answers aloud.

Not Parent Approved calls itself "Cards Against Humanity for kids."Not Parent Approved

After the reader chooses the funniest answer, players continue taking turns judging which is funniest. The player with the most cards at the end of the game wins.

Not only is Not Parent Approved fun to play, but it's simple. It's a hit in our house, where we just can't handle becoming a banker or settling Catan after a long day.

The company that makes the game describes it as "an inappropriately appropriate game for mischief makers" and "the game that makes it OK to put booger juice, vampire bunnies and grandma in the same sentence." These claims, in my experience, ring true.

Now, excuse me while I go pack Hi Ho! Cherry-O and Jenga high up on a closet shelf.

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Family Fun for April Fools at the Clearwater Community Volunteers Center

On March 31st, the Clearwater Community Volunteers (CCV) held a no-cost & fun-filled celebration of April Fools Day without the conventional mischief for Clearwater families at the CCV Center in downtown Clearwater

The event began with a catered reception of kid-friendly foods such as chicken nuggets, pizza and chicken caesar salad, along with desserts like apple fritters and cookies.

Tables were set up with children's activities so kids could make arts and crafts projects and a contest was held wherein children could pop balloons some of which contained tickets they could redeem for prizes.

"April Fools' Day has been celebrated for several centuries by different cultures," said Michael Soltero of the CCV Center. "In the 1500's, New Year's Day was celebrated on April 1st, however when France switched its calendar to the Gregorian calendar, New Year's Day was moved to January 1st. Apparently, some people did not get the memo and were teased for not knowing. However, rather than celebrate with practical jokes and mayhem, we wanted to do a different take – April 1st as a celebration of spring."

After getting their tickets from the balloons, families went to The Way to Happiness Center, a block away, to be awarded their prizes. There guests were introduced to the Way to Happiness, written by humanitarian and Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard.

When asked about the event one parent said, "My family had so much fun at the CCV Center. We had no idea they were doing so much for the community from this building."

Attendees were also invited to CCV's Annual Ginormous Easter Egg Hunt in Coachman Park, which is being held this year on Sunday April 21st.

To find out more information about the Clearwater Community Volunteers Center or to attend or volunteer for the Ginormous Easter egg hunt in Coachman Park, please call Clemence Chevrot at (727) 316-5309 or email ccvdirector@ccvfl.org.

About the Clearwater Community Volunteers:

The Clearwater Community Volunteers have over 25 years of community service under their belt with over 150,000 families and children helped since their founding in 1992. Sponsored by the Church of Scientology Flag Service Organization, they stay true to their reputation of helping others with their new center located on the corner of Fort Harrison Avenue and Drew Street in downtown Clearwater.

PHOTO CAPTION: Children enjoying the Clearwater Community Volunteers (CCV) April Fools Event in the CCV Center downtown Clearwater.

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29 funny April Fools' Day jokes for kids

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March 30, 2018, 3:03 PM GMT / Updated March 29, 2019, 4:19 PM GMT/ Source: TODAY

By Terri Peters

Making your kid laugh with a delightfully corny joke is one of the pure pleasures of parenthood. And April Fools' Day is the perfect excuse to bust out your best mom- and dad-jokes.

If playing pranks on your kids isn't your thing, we've got you covered with cute kid-appropriate jokes that are guaranteed to make your little ones giggle.

Getty ImagesThe best funny April Fools' Day Jokes for kids

From Red Tricycle:

1. What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping?

A dino-snore!

2. What is loud, fast and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

3. What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

4. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

5. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

6. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9.

7. What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

8. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

9. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear.

10. What animal is always at a baseball game?

A bat.

11. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

It waves!

12. How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints!

13. Why can't Elsa have a balloon?

Because she will let it go.

14. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

15. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

16. What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?

A stamp.

17. Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

From Kidspot:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mikey!

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Beets!

Beets who?

Beets me!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Luke!

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Frank!

Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Wooden shoe!

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

From Baby Center:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!

26. What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese!

27. What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

You're a fun guy.

28. Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

29. What time do you go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty!

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