Real kid jokes are pretty hard to come up with on your own. Honestly, have you ever tried? Basically, a good kid's joke is funny-ish but doubles down on being silly more than being clever. In fact, good jokes for kids celebrate and revel in it. Which is what makes them appealing to adults too. A funny kid joke is like '60s Batman with Adam West: It works for kids because it's light-hearted and fun, and it works for adults because it's just so irresistibly cheesy. And with that dated but totally funny reference, here are 57 hilarious knee-slappers that kids will love and adults won't be able to help but groan at.
Why Birds FlyQ: Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?A: It's much easier than walking! Smarter Than a ParrotQ: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?A: A spelling bee. The Hospitalized BananaQ: Why did the banana go to the hospital?A: He was peeling really bad. The Friendly OceanQ: How does the ocean say hello?A: It waves. The Fake NoodleQ: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An im-pasta. The Problem With AtomsQ: Why can't you trust atoms?A: They make up everything. Plate WhispererQ: What did one plate whisper to the other plate?A: Dinner is on me. Why Dogs Can't DanceQ: Why aren't dogs good dancers?A: They have two left feet? Again SnowmanQ: What do you call an old snowman?A: Water. The Imprisoned PictureQ: Why was the picture sent to jail?A: It was framed. Tissue DanceQ: How do you get a tissue to dance?A: You put a boogie in it. Baseball HeroQ: Which superhero hits the most home runs?A: Batman. It Has Wheels and FliesQ: What has four wheels and flies?A: A garbage truck. The Problem With Baseball StadiumsQ: Why is a baseball stadium always cold?A: Because it's full of fans! Strongest Days of the WeekQ: What are the strongest days of the week?A: Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays. The Astronaut's BabyQ: How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?A: You rocket! Rich ElvesQ: What do you call a rich elf?A: Welfy. Giant TalkQ: How do you talk to giants?A: Use big words! Broken BoomerangsQ: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?A: A stick. Tiny BeachesQ: What washes up on really small beaches?A: Micro-waves. Octopus LaughsQ: How do you make an octopus laugh?A: With ten-tickles. Cheese ProprietyQ: What do you call cheese that's not your cheese?A: Nacho cheese. Artichoke FatalityQ: How do you make an artichoke?A: You strangle it. The Bashful TomatoQ: Why did the tomato blush?A: Because it saw the salad dressing. The Cool 'ShroomsQ: Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?A: Because they're such fungis! Humpty DumptyQ: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?A: To make up for his miserable summer. The Scared SkeletonQ: Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm?A: He didn't have any guts. Writing HandsQ: Which hand is better to write with?A: Neither, it's better to write with a pen. The Sad Math BookQ: Why did the math book look so sad?A: Because of all its problems. The Holy WaterQ: How do you make holy water?A: Boil the hell out of it. Traditional ThanksgivingQ: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?A: No, you should just stick with turkey. After School ElvesQ: What do elves do after school?A: Their gnome work. Another Name for SeagullQ: What do you call a seagull when it flies over a bay?A: A bagel. Flower MathQ: How many lips does a flower have?A: Tu-lips. How to Stop a BullQ: How do you stop a bull from charging?A: Cancel its credit card. The Pile of CatsQ: What do you call a pile of cats?A: A meow-tain. Jungle RoyaltyQ: Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?A: Because he is always lion. Pregnant Bed BugQ: Have you heard of the pregnant bed bug?A: She's going to have her baby in the spring. Sensitive BurglarQ: Why was the burglar so sensitive?A: He takes things personally. The Population of IrelandQ: Did you hear about the population of Ireland?A: It's Dublin. The Bike FallQ: Why did the bicycle fall over?A: It was two tired. Mummy MusicQ: What kind of music do mummies listen to?A: Wrap music. No Eye FishQ: What do you call a fish with no eye?A: Fssshh. The Cool SharkQ: What do sharks say when something cool happens?A: Jawesome! The Butcher AccidentQ: What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?A: He got a little behind in his work. The Wet SandQ: Why was the sand wet?A: Because the sea weed. The Rubber ToeQ: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?A: Roberto. Nosy PepperQ: What do you call a nosy pepper?A: Jalapeno business! Vampire InsomniaQ: Why couldn't Dracula's wife fall asleep?A: Because of his coffin! The Driving DinoQ: What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. The Shy FartsQ: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?A: A private tutor. The Virtues of SwitzerlandQ: What's the best thing about Switzerland?A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. The ActorQ: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?A: Because every play has a cast. The TheaterQ: Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?A: He was just going through a stage. The Bottom of the SeaQ: What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?A: A nervous wreck. The Magic DogQ: What do you call a magic dog?A: A Labracadabrador. Like a ParrotQ: What's orange and sounds like a parrot.A: A carrot. Ghost BeveragesQ: What do ghosts like to drink the most?A: Ghoul-ade! Cold vampiresQ: What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?A: Frost-bite! Tooth TimeQ: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?A: Tooth: hurty! Related Articles:
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