11 funny jokes for kids that will make them burst out laughing

" There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor."

CHARLES DICKENS, A CHRISTMAS CAROL

Who doesn't like puns or jokes? From old to kids everybody loves to laugh.

Especially kids, they are the laughter machine you just have to insert a crazy joke in the machine and they start laughing. If you are a parent then here are 77 jokes for kids that will make them burst out in laughter.

And if you are not a parent then you can still enjoy the jokes.

What fruits do schoolboys hate?Dates.

What do you call a man whose wife's left him?A divorce-he

What book did Tarzan write?Lord of the Swings.

Who's skinny,well dressed, and rules the sea?The Princess of Whales.

Why are hairdressers fast drivers?Because they know all the short cuts.

What do cars do at the disco?Brake dance.

What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits.

What barks and kills swimmers?Jaws.

What has four legs,a tail, whiskers, and flies?A dead cat.

What did the magnet say to the second magnet?You're very attractive.

Why does Batman search for worms?To feed his Robin.

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