Adults might enjoy the drinks they'll be indulging on this St. Patrick's Day, but for those who are hoping to make the little leprechauns in their lives giggle, look no further because there are plenty of jokes and riddles you can share with all the kids in your life on St. Patrick's Day.
Here are 19 kid-appropriate jokes that are sure to make all the little ones squeal with delight. These one-liners and riddles are collected from iMom, Squigly's Play House, Pop Sugar and Enchanted Learning.
1. Q: Who sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A: Paddy O'Furniture
2. Q: What kind of bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!
3. Q: Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
A: To get to the other side!
4. Q: What does Ireland have a lot of?
A: Irish People!
5. Q: Where will you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary
6. Q: What's a leprechaun's favorite cereal?
A: Lucky Charms!
7. Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy
8. Q: What was Saint Patrick's favorite kind of music?
A: Sham-rock and Roll
9. Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford their airfare!
10. Q: What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald's?
A: A Shamrock Shake!
11. Q: Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
A: He wanted to sit on the paddy-o!
12. Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When it's a French Fry
13. Q: How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
A: It will be green with envy!
14. Q: Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?
A: Because he already had a pot of gold!
15. Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A: To keep from falling in the stew!
16. Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a pool of water?
A: He gets wet
17. Q: What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: You get a rash of good luck!
18. Q: Why can't you iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you should never press your luck!
19. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!
0 comentários:
Postar um comentário